Since I’m using a mouse to draw and am pressed for time here’s a typed up transcript of the dialogue. I think I’m going to draw with pen and paper until I get a Graphics Tablet. Thanks for stopping by.
Suit Guy: And in this pocket is a pair of tickets, the sickest of merch!
Suburban Badass: Hey bruh, a ticket, a band can’t live off of ticket sales.
Suit Guy: Uh, so we’re just gonna be Yuppies and compare the virtues of our spending habits?
Suburban Badass: Yuppie?! You’re the one wearing a suit!
Suit Guy: Facepalm!