I’m bored, and tired, and avoiding research…so I’m listening to Stoned Meadow of Doom…which…ok I’m gonna…I gotta…here we gooooo………….!
Vaguely Ominous Geometric Patterns
Words like silent, luminous, orb, pillars, equinox
Slide guitar, pentatonic scales, microtones
Wear a fez
Solemnly mutter adjective heavy things
Skeletons or skulls or both!
Egypt lots of Egypt
Neopaganesque nude women cause fertility or something
Witch…say witch or talk about witches especially if the witches smoke ganja
Subtly hint a greater awareness than the average sober meatpuppet. You are afterall in the great traditions of shamans because you read a couple of McKenna essays and have a rad tikiman bowl from the headshop
You are the Ipssimuss no question
Chant like a monk that got lost on a tour of world religions
Echo effects mean mystery
Say consciousness a lot
Plagiarize the Doors the more often the better
You know what Vietnam was like you’re a stoner band it doesn’t matter if the oldest guy was born in 1992. You ARE WOODSTOCK plus Satan because Satan is edgy and knows magic that involves a lot of complicated geometric patterns that help compensate for you micropenis. Micropenis Macrocosm is a great stoner band name.