Checkered Shorts
Posted on July 15, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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So I just heard some coldplay coming form the TV…
So here’s another vaguely amusing list as I drink myself to sleep….
…I dunno if these are still a thing but back in highschool (Mid oughts) I couldn’t help but notice certain patterns.
Checkered Shorts bro…
1) Is called Cody no exceptions
2) Listens to Coldplay
3) You’re eventually going ot have to kick his ass
4) Smug
5) Average Student, Average Conversationalist, Just all Around Average
6) Probably Skateboards Sometimes
7) Will Bum Cigarettes but doesn’t actually smoke
8) Faggy 90’s boyband hair
9) Possibly gay
10) Insists that you’re gay
11) Let’s face it you’re both gay
12) Too gay to actually be gay
13) Uses Axe bodyspray as a form of chemcial warfare
14) Is offended by pretty much everything
15) Yuppie parents that have those stupid tennis ball garage door strings
16) Obsessed with basketball but can’t actually play all that well
17) Mom is kinda hot
18) I was nineteen when the market crashed. I suspect Cody’s parents were at fault. That house did always seem a touch too nice.
19) What the hell is a mission trip?
20) Do these people survive on cereal?
21) And they said the Soviet Union was beuracratic nightmare. How many post its can you put on a fridge? Christ almighty. The micromanagement.
22) Subrubia is hell.
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Checkered Shorts
Posted on July 15, 2019 by Alex V. Weir
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So I just heard some coldplay coming form the TV…
So here’s another vaguely amusing list as I drink myself to sleep….
…I dunno if these are still a thing but back in highschool (Mid oughts) I couldn’t help but notice certain patterns.
Checkered Shorts bro…
1) Is called Cody no exceptions
2) Listens to Coldplay
3) You’re eventually going ot have to kick his ass
4) Smug
5) Average Student, Average Conversationalist, Just all Around Average
6) Probably Skateboards Sometimes
7) Will Bum Cigarettes but doesn’t actually smoke
8) Faggy 90’s boyband hair
9) Possibly gay
10) Insists that you’re gay
11) Let’s face it you’re both gay
12) Too gay to actually be gay
13) Uses Axe bodyspray as a form of chemcial warfare
14) Is offended by pretty much everything
15) Yuppie parents that have those stupid tennis ball garage door strings
16) Obsessed with basketball but can’t actually play all that well
17) Mom is kinda hot
18) I was nineteen when the market crashed. I suspect Cody’s parents were at fault. That house did always seem a touch too nice.
19) What the hell is a mission trip?
20) Do these people survive on cereal?
21) And they said the Soviet Union was beuracratic nightmare. How many post its can you put on a fridge? Christ almighty. The micromanagement.
22) Subrubia is hell.
Call Me An Idiot Here
http://www.minds.com/Weirmellow
Or Here
mellow.mission.productions@gmail.com
Support This Here
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Or With PayPal
Support the Journal
Make a donation via PayPal to help zazz things up.
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