Demons Hate Citrus

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Satan’s Greatest Enemy

According to a dream I had last night: the way to defeat freaky pale ghost bitches that crawl out from where the walls meet the floor is to squeeze an orange on the cunts.

Me and my mates slayed hundreds of them with Florida fresh goodness in my mind theater just hours ago.

These are the visions that kept me out of the really good schools.


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