Month: April 2020

Tea for One (Short Story/Creepypasta/Original)

I felt the chill. Let it sink in. Now that the drunken shouts and laughter had decayed into murmurs, I was beginning to feel the night. My fire provided warmth enough for the kettle that swung on a hook above it. I however was… Continue Reading “Tea for One (Short Story/Creepypasta/Original)”

Ab Ovo

Ab Ovo means ‘from the very beginning.’ I first ran into this phrase while reading the introduction to Copleston’s History of Philosophy – Volume I. The first subheading to the introduction is ‘why study the History of Philosophy?’ One of the reasons cited is… Continue Reading “Ab Ovo”

Le Baww

Well, seems I just can’t win the battle for time. Old washing machine’s been dead for a tidy while so I’ve been goin to the laundraumauouaehshtIAIACTHULHUFHATAGN or however you spell the place where we collectively wash the chipotle farts from our breifs. Unfortunately, the… Continue Reading “Le Baww”

the dark side of synchronicity

enroute to my buddies german joint, ecstatic that they were now doing takeout, a classic rock dj delivered some uncannily specific bad news yes. im a nerd. yes. i will die alone upside down in a pub toilet. and yes, i stole that line… Continue Reading “the dark side of synchronicity”

Damn It

Try sleeping or eating a nice family meal with these fuckers in your kitchen. Keep a close eye on your plumbin’ folks. Sometimes even pros can barely find the issue in older homes.

TFS 43 – St. George’s Day, Incense, and Glenfiddich

I’m in a thoughtful mood. Join me for a meander simultaneously personal and macrocosmic. All acheived andante. Herein, we will explore St. George, coincidences, Scotch and all manner of things between. Glenfiddich vs Glenlivet – who will win the heavyweight title bout?… Continue Reading “TFS 43 – St. George’s Day, Incense, and Glenfiddich”

TFS 42 – Microcosmic Rambles, Germany’s Asparagus Camps, and Goths Sack Rome

  Plumbing woes have me making yet another disjointed vlog of vlogness. Herein you’ll find minutia from my life, defending the merits of Korean gals, Germany’s kinky stance on Romanian labor, discovering a Southern Yup Magazine, a random ass passage from Russell, and amateur… Continue Reading “TFS 42 – Microcosmic Rambles, Germany’s Asparagus Camps, and Goths Sack Rome”

Article Suggestions Because 70’s Plumbing

MMM. Just shelled out eight hundred dollars for some plumbing work and found out that there’s another significant portion of my house that’s water damaged. To those of you who have been here a while, you may recall that I recently dwelt in hotels… Continue Reading “Article Suggestions Because 70’s Plumbing”

Called It

So, I’m currently holding the wee bit of left bollock that  hasn’t retreated up my abdomen with the rest of the kit. A feat courtesy of  hearing that my shift starts at 4:15 AM. As such I can’t bring you the regularly scheduled joy… Continue Reading “Called It”

TFS 41 – Luis Barroso Fernandez ~ When UFOs Attack

AHHHHHHH! A UFO Attack: The Mysterious and Deadly Barroso Incident