Category: Humor

and NOW they care about health or Should Walruses Vote

In my area, we’re still allowed outside so I went for a bike ride. Need it to help me fall asleep since I gotta get up at 4 am. Some fatty suburbanite hausfrau slapped her wrist at me and a tub of lard soccer…

TFS 33 – The California Lockdown, Victorian Ethos, and Lovely Books

I’ve subscribed to the Wall Street Journal to get the scoop on what’s going on in the foreign country of California. The place is currently on lockdown and several other states may follow suit. I discuss this in some detail. I then expound on…

Carolina Living – Get Some While You Can

California is on lockdown. Soak up the sun, stock up, before the soccer moms take over your town. In Order of Appearance Wild Boar Wild Douche Wild Truck That’s Stuck

TFS 32 – Liquid Meditation

  Get zen. Get right. The proper way to prepare for the great TP shortage of 2020! Topics Discussed (Unordered List) Whiskey Empty Aisles Philosophy (not really) The EU (Just a bit of a bant really) Water Issues (CAFOS etc) Alcohol and Diet (Sort…

TFS 31 – Pears, Beer, Bikes, and Sun

So I was stuck dealing with car issues yesterday. Hence, the lack of video. Today is the second day of daylight savings time and it’s kicking my ass. So to cope I rode out to the pub on my bike and had a couple…

Random Memory # 666

  im from russia originally and my babushka told me not to whistle in doors cause it summons satan. i whistled a lot when i went through my goth phase as a teen in the early aughts.

TFS 29 – Spiders, Swaters, and Genes

Stuff 1) Perfumed Sweaters 2) The Merits of Spiders 3) Are scientists better than laymen at assessing topics outside their areas of expertise 4) Semi Musical Prattle 5) The stigma of early 20th century eugenics keeps us from analysing genetic vulnerabilities to disease 6)…