Category: Humor

The Best Thing about Writing

The best thing about writing is you can get better at it by doing other things. I spent a good portion of the day learning JS and practicing guitar. As I was making a salad just now the thought occurred to me that I…

One More and One Less

  In any case the TL; DR version of this is every time you sit down to write or learn; you’re not only doing it one more time but also one less. Cause the Grim Reaper is standing right there, playing Yo-Yo, and sometimes…

Dudebro Six Figs – The New Approach to Writing

The pines creaked and swayed. Cold settled like a chill blanket as the sun slowly sank. If I followed the advice I’ve found in some writers guides I’d have never arranged words in that particular order. Those sentences wouldn’t exist. Description is gauche you…

Noble Order of Asshole Knights – Join or Serve!

So, I was practicing violin (poorly) from a Mel Bay book I picked up. One of the songs is Gavotte by some fop named Praetorius. Being that I’m about as naturally musical as a coked up bobcat trapped in well full of nettles I…

Look Out Boss! It’s the Bots!

            The closing paragraphs of ‘The New Yorker article, ‘Machine Hands’ (John Seabrook), contain this little nugget: “It’s also possible that this second wave of A.I.-based mechanization will automate the farmer’s job long before it removes the need for…

That Grand Success

Musings on a goofy word. Life is not a journey. Etc. Email | mellow.mission.productions@gmail.com Minds | http://www.minds.com/Weirmellow SubsribeStar (Awaiting Review/Coming Soon) | https://www.subscribestar.com/TFJ

Recursive (Poem)

Read between the lines. Look for things in your own head. In solipsistic mines there are many phrases. Angles demonstrating circles. Each describing phases. In a mirror wielding sickles. Jingoistic harvest yields. So do not glut on bread. You’ll be buried by your own…