Category: Humor

You Never Go Full Moustache (Vlog)

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The Nobody’s Brigade (Poem)

The Nobody’s Brigade They’re stunning and they’re brave The Nobody’s Brigade They’ve got a soul to save The Nobody’s Brigade Are rounding the corner The Nobody’s Brigade Our freshest owner The Nobody’s Brigade They’ve bought but haven’t paid The Nobody’s Brigade Is how somebody’s…

Brussel Sprouts vs. Actual Europeans

According to the Romanian EU MP Traian Ungureano Brussels has a rather dim view of Eastern Europeans. I can’t say I’m shocked. So… Eastern Europeans are lazy says the organization headed by the nation that started two World Wars. The second having the express…

Cheesy Medical Drama Yello#5 – Saturday Night Freewrite

“The best thing you can do…?” “I’m telling you what’s the best thing that you can do.” “You think it’s knowing the signs of a subarachnoidal hematoma?” “Fuck that.” “The best thing you can do is tell me what you are!” “No shutup, shut…

Eyes on the East (Poem)

O you voices of wonder…. Pour out your splendour ! All through the hills… O sweet and tender! Reedy and ready… How the wind fills! Various yet steady… Eyes on the East! Shine stars o shine… From greatest to least! All down the line……

The Best Thing about Writing

The best thing about writing is you can get better at it by doing other things. I spent a good portion of the day learning JS and practicing guitar. As I was making a salad just now the thought occurred to me that I…

One More and One Less

  In any case the TL; DR version of this is every time you sit down to write or learn; you’re not only doing it one more time but also one less. Cause the Grim Reaper is standing right there, playing Yo-Yo, and sometimes…