Tag: Blog

Milk-Bar Clausewitzes

It’s been 15 years since ‘Team America World Police’ taught us the meaning of patriotism.  It’s heartening to see that the seeds of freedom it planted continue to blossom in the hearts of keyboard warriors across this brave land of ours. I decided to…

Plumbing Woes

My funky psychedelic 1977 open concept house has even funkier plumbing. A flange leak and several pinholes on the coppers went undetected long enough to rot the floor in the hallway bathroom. I’m currently staying at a hotel while insurance sends out the mitigation…

Blast from the Past – Right in the Feels

So, I was sat here drinking wine and trying my utmost to bang out some fiction and suddenly remembered the smell of a book. Then I recalled the smell of the resteraunt where I’d sat reading that book. Then I remembered the book itself….

Leave the new Heart by the Door – The Wacky World of UPS

(Warning – Much Cussing and Kvetching Ahead with Bawdy Jokes Thrown In like Filthy Garnish) Today we are going to ask the deep questions. The philosophical questions. Questions regarding the truly esoteric and rarefied. Questions like: Do you want the same company that delivers…

Cheesy Medical Drama Yello#5 – Saturday Night Freewrite

“The best thing you can do…?” “I’m telling you what’s the best thing that you can do.” “You think it’s knowing the signs of a subarachnoidal hematoma?” “Fuck that.” “The best thing you can do is tell me what you are!” “No shutup, shut…

Stairs

Stairs, yes stairs, it’s as simple as that. Do you ever sit at some stairs and think? Why is that? What is it about stairs that makes you so sentimental? Is it because they are a place of passage? Something that uniquely demarcates comings…