Tag: Blogs

Absolute Truths – Two – The Curmudgeoning

1) A bottle of wine is never enough 2) Isms are cancer 3) I am an island 4) Don’t to that 5) Or the other 6) If you run barefoot in the rain with a blonde idiot you’re likely going to have to justify…

Absolute Truths

1) You can never have just one glass of wine. 2) There is no such thing as too much cheese cake. 3) Baby Boomers are entitled. 4) The west is doomed. 5) You’d better learn Chinese. 6) Ni Hao. 7) Redheads are sexy. Unless…

Vulgar

What is it to be vulgar? As with most things the dictionary definition is not what comes to mind. Rather it is associations. When we think of people being vulgar we imagine swearing, or sexy talk, or sacrilege. Yet, when I look around. When…

Of Mice and Pontiffs

  It’ll be as a slow eternal drip of ‘you’re a piece of shit’ until you too die among your own waste in a hospital bed attended by bored and surly interns.   So I found a sick mouse. It appeared to be an…