Posted on March 7, 2020
by Alex V. Weir
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im from russia originally and my babushka told me not to whistle in doors cause it summons satan. i whistled a lot when i went through my goth phase as a teen in the early aughts.
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: Babushka, Folk Tales, Funny, Goofs, Goth, Memories, Russia, Superstition, Whistling
Posted on July 10, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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(Warning – Much Cussing and Kvetching Ahead with Bawdy Jokes Thrown In like Filthy Garnish) Today we are going to ask the deep questions. The philosophical questions. Questions regarding the truly esoteric and rarefied. Questions like: Do you want the same company that delivers… Continue Reading “Leave the new Heart by the Door – The Wacky World of UPS”
Posted on July 3, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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Driving 1) It’s a fast lane not a speeding lane. If you keep tailgaiting I’m goin to follow you home tie you to a kitchen chair and force you to watch The Price is Right till you die. Clockwork Orange style. 2) I was… Continue Reading “Ridiculous Thoughts Whilst…”
Posted on July 2, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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Weightlifting 1) My one purpose in life is to destroy my enemies. Everyone is my enemy. 2) I will crush you. 3) I’m going to eat a moose. 4) I need to poop. I need to poop for days. I need to poop for… Continue Reading “Ridiculous Thoughts Whilst…”
Posted on June 29, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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The dangers of getting wok. Call Me An Idiot Here http://www.minds.com/Weirmellow Or Here mellow.mission.productions@gmail.com Support This Here http://www.subscribestar.com/TFJ Or With PayPal
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, The Fractal Journal, Uncategorized, VlogTags: Cooking, Cooking Fail, Fail, Fire, Funny, Vlog, Wok
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Posted on July 3, 2019 by Alex V. Weir
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Driving 1) It’s a fast lane not a speeding lane. If you keep tailgaiting I’m goin to follow you home tie you to a kitchen chair and force you to watch The Price is Right till you die. Clockwork Orange style. 2) I was… Continue Reading “Ridiculous Thoughts Whilst…”
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: Driving, Funny, Jokes, Nonsense