Tag: Goofs

TFS 14 – Yuppie Car Habits, Bugout Bags, and More

In this installment I ramble about status symbols, people’s goofy expectations of being badass loners survivng the end times on tins and grit, and the origin for the namesake of “The Fractal Journal.”

Corporatism is Communism

Corporations are a collective of people treated as a single entity whose operation relies on a strictly enforced division of labor. Your cheif goal is not to become a better businessman but to climb to the top of the gulag. Where your title is…

Demons Hate Citrus

According to a dream I had last night: the way to defeat freaky pale ghost bitches that crawl out from where the walls meet the floor is to squeeze an orange on the cunts. Me and my mates slayed hundreds of them with Florida…

Grinch on Parade (Profanity Warning)

I don’t approve of parades. Bah humbug. Forgot I had this can of piss and vinegar sitting on my hardrive. Enjoy.

Warm n Fuzzy

So Coast to Coast just came on across my old mid 90’s radio my grandad now uses to listen to conservative talk radio. Gave me a warm n fuzzy feeling. Same as when it came on in the wee hours of the morning as…

Ten Joys of Simple Work

I bitch a lot about my day job so here are some of the perks. I’m too shagged out to make it terribly witty or poetic but I’m trying damn it! 1) My feet are strong. I got buff feet yall. They conform to…

Wine Is Manlier Than Beer Because Mobsters Turned The Frogs Gay (Vlog)

Atrazine. Mob loving teen. Beer don’t make man-titties lean. An intellectual discussion.