Tag: Goofs

I Bought the East India Company

No matter how shitty – a mustache changes a man. Just three days in I’ve purchased the East India Company and can no longer fart. paypal.me/fractalforce


TFS 47 – Maystache Time Pirate Update

  Bohemian Bric-a-Brac


Searching for a word to describe the various farts that emanate from our proud diploma mills? Obrazovanshchina   I’ve seriously met English majors who didn’t know who Emerson was.

TFS 44 – Sexy Alien David Spade Seduces a Spicy Latin Farmer

  What happens when a lonely farmer, two strapping Swedes, and a strange milky substance find themselves on the same UFO?! Find out in this exciting episode of The Fractal Standard! I’m still 13.   A Strange Alien Abduction in Acapulco  

Called It

So, I’m currently holding the wee bit of left bollock that  hasn’t retreated up my abdomen with the rest of the kit. A feat courtesy of  hearing that my shift starts at 4:15 AM. As such I can’t bring you the regularly scheduled joy… Continue Reading “Called It”

A Bit of Blue

Hah. Just as I post more mask musing…I see this thumb where some Jersey MILF teaches you to take ratty Tshirts and make petri dishes masks. If Fauci admits* that there was an overestimate and we see less dire consequences then predicted without masks…… Continue Reading “A Bit of Blue”

TFS 34 – Pumpin the Plants, Berlin Gutmensch, and Dr. Cody

I teach my plants to think big and kick ass, discuss the resurgence of the stasi, and present a robust case for quarantine (with my own criticism) from Ron Unz. Sources https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-denunciati/germans-snitch-on-neighbours-flouting-virus-rules-in-echo-of-the-stasi-past-idUSKBN21K2PB https://www.guentherbirkenstock.de/der-gutmensch https://www.unz.com/runz/the-government-employee-who-may-have-saved-a-million-american-lives/ A fiasco in the making? As the coronavirus pandemic takes… Continue Reading “TFS 34 – Pumpin the Plants, Berlin Gutmensch, and Dr. Cody”

TFS 31 – Pears, Beer, Bikes, and Sun

So I was stuck dealing with car issues yesterday. Hence, the lack of video. Today is the second day of daylight savings time and it’s kicking my ass. So to cope I rode out to the pub on my bike and had a couple… Continue Reading “TFS 31 – Pears, Beer, Bikes, and Sun”

Random Memory # 666

  im from russia originally and my babushka told me not to whistle in doors cause it summons satan. i whistled a lot when i went through my goth phase as a teen in the early aughts.