Tag: Goofs

The Future – The Seven Pillars of Dawn

In the future….   1) Number crunching and decision making will be done via algorithm. Algorithms don’t require bonuses. CEO’s will become Baristas. 2) The most hipstery Baristas will use the power of snark to become managers and tell the CEO to get the…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Gay Frogs

https://nypost.com/2018/02/05/teen-hormones-being-altered-by-gender-bending-chemicals/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7761895/Humans-exposed-44-TIMES-BPA-thought.html Look how hard I work…give me money so I can buy water filters and stop redecorating. Ooo that lamp would look absolutely fabolous….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3 Signs That Pop Psych is Caricaturizing People Again

Are you a self centered, passive aggressive, jealous caricature? Inc Magazine is here to help. And I’m here to poke fun at taking caricatures seriously. (Note: It’s not that bad of an article but there’s plenty of commentary to be made based on how…

Confession

Alas, Today I have failed my Lord. For during my seven hour thirteen minute breakless shift…I paused to shit. O Bezos most merciful fullfiller lead me back to the light. May I master my need to shit, may I purge all from my body…

The Duchess of York (Very Short Story)

The hill held many things. First there was the soil, then there was the grass, and the grass and the soil was broken in places by a profusion of roots. Roots that led to trees. Beneath one such tree, an oak to be precise,…

Modern Prayer

May we all be fulfilled! Ave! By the true God… Hail! (Murmurs) O  celebrant do you cast off all false religion and artificial doctrine? HAIL BEZOS What shall ye worship? Die mysteriis dom Amazonthas What spirit presideth therein? Most puiscant Lord Bezos! For what…

Checkered Shorts

So I just heard some coldplay coming form the TV… So here’s another vaguely amusing list as I drink myself to sleep…. …I dunno if these are still a thing but back in highschool (Mid oughts) I couldn’t help but notice certain patterns. Checkered…