Posted on December 9, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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In the future…. 1) Number crunching and decision making will be done via algorithm. Algorithms don’t require bonuses. CEO’s will become Baristas. 2) The most hipstery Baristas will use the power of snark to become managers and tell the CEO to get the…
Category: Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Philosophy, Politics, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: Amazon, Automation, Baristas, Corporations, Economics, Economy, Future, Goofs, Hipsters, Humor, Jeff Bezos, Mexicans, Rednecks, Robotics, UPS, Workforce
Posted on December 8, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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https://nypost.com/2018/02/05/teen-hormones-being-altered-by-gender-bending-chemicals/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7761895/Humans-exposed-44-TIMES-BPA-thought.html Look how hard I work…give me money so I can buy water filters and stop redecorating. Ooo that lamp would look absolutely fabolous….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Category: Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Politics, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: Alex Jones, Chemicals, Environment, Gay Frogs, Gender, Goofs, Hormones, News, Sexuality, Tim Pool, Water
Posted on December 6, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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Are you a self centered, passive aggressive, jealous caricature? Inc Magazine is here to help. And I’m here to poke fun at taking caricatures seriously. (Note: It’s not that bad of an article but there’s plenty of commentary to be made based on how…
Posted on December 4, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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Alas, Today I have failed my Lord. For during my seven hour thirteen minute breakless shift…I paused to shit. O Bezos most merciful fullfiller lead me back to the light. May I master my need to shit, may I purge all from my body…
Posted on December 2, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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The hill held many things. First there was the soil, then there was the grass, and the grass and the soil was broken in places by a profusion of roots. Roots that led to trees. Beneath one such tree, an oak to be precise,…
Posted on November 22, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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May we all be fulfilled! Ave! By the true God… Hail! (Murmurs) O celebrant do you cast off all false religion and artificial doctrine? HAIL BEZOS What shall ye worship? Die mysteriis dom Amazonthas What spirit presideth therein? Most puiscant Lord Bezos! For what…
Posted on July 15, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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So I just heard some coldplay coming form the TV… So here’s another vaguely amusing list as I drink myself to sleep…. …I dunno if these are still a thing but back in highschool (Mid oughts) I couldn’t help but notice certain patterns. Checkered…
3 Signs That Pop Psych is Caricaturizing People Again
Posted on December 6, 2019 by Alex V. Weir
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Are you a self centered, passive aggressive, jealous caricature? Inc Magazine is here to help. And I’m here to poke fun at taking caricatures seriously. (Note: It’s not that bad of an article but there’s plenty of commentary to be made based on how…
Category: Humor, Psychology, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, Uncategorized, VlogTags: Goofs, Ideas, Inc Magazine, Pop Psych