No matter how shitty – a mustache changes a man. Just three days in I’ve purchased the East India Company and can no longer fart. paypal.me/fractalforce
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, Politics, Social Commentary, UncategorizedTags: Comedy, Economic Initiative, EU, Goofs, Humor, Poland, Political Cartoons, Subsidy
Bohemian Bric-a-Brac
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, Uncategorized, VlogTags: Goofs, Maystache, Romania, Russia, Time Pirate, Update
Searching for a word to describe the various farts that emanate from our proud diploma mills? Obrazovanshchina I’ve seriously met English majors who didn’t know who Emerson was.
What happens when a lonely farmer, two strapping Swedes, and a strange milky substance find themselves on the same UFO?! Find out in this exciting episode of The Fractal Standard! I’m still 13. A Strange Alien Abduction in Acapulco
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, The Fractal Journal, Uncategorized, VlogTags: Abduction, Acapulco, Aliens, Armando Zurbaran, Goofs, Homoerotic, Mexico, Nordics, Sexy, UFO
Posted on April 22, 2020
by Alex V. Weir
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So, I’m currently holding the wee bit of left bollock that hasn’t retreated up my abdomen with the rest of the kit. A feat courtesy of hearing that my shift starts at 4:15 AM. As such I can’t bring you the regularly scheduled joy… Continue Reading “Called It”
Category: Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: COVID19, Goofs, health, Obesity, Rambles, Rants
Posted on April 10, 2020
by Alex V. Weir
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Hah. Just as I post more mask musing…I see this thumb where some Jersey MILF teaches you to take ratty Tshirts and make petri dishes masks. If Fauci admits* that there was an overestimate and we see less dire consequences then predicted without masks…… Continue Reading “A Bit of Blue”
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Posted on April 5, 2020
by Alex V. Weir
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I teach my plants to think big and kick ass, discuss the resurgence of the stasi, and present a robust case for quarantine (with my own criticism) from Ron Unz. Sources https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-denunciati/germans-snitch-on-neighbours-flouting-virus-rules-in-echo-of-the-stasi-past-idUSKBN21K2PB https://www.guentherbirkenstock.de/der-gutmensch https://www.unz.com/runz/the-government-employee-who-may-have-saved-a-million-american-lives/ A fiasco in the making? As the coronavirus pandemic takes… Continue Reading “TFS 34 – Pumpin the Plants, Berlin Gutmensch, and Dr. Cody”
Category: Alex Weir, Current Events, Humor, Philosophy, Politics, Psychology, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, Uncategorized, VlogTags: Berlin, California, Coronavirus, COVID19, Dr. Cody, Goofs, Gutmensch, Horticulture, Plants, Quarantine, Ron Unz, Stasi
Posted on March 9, 2020
by Alex V. Weir
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So I was stuck dealing with car issues yesterday. Hence, the lack of video. Today is the second day of daylight savings time and it’s kicking my ass. So to cope I rode out to the pub on my bike and had a couple… Continue Reading “TFS 31 – Pears, Beer, Bikes, and Sun”
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, Social Commentary, Uncategorized, VlogTags: Beer, Bikes, Goofs, Life, Lifestyle, Pears, Pubs, Sun, Sunburn, Tires, Wal Mart
Posted on March 7, 2020
by Alex V. Weir
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im from russia originally and my babushka told me not to whistle in doors cause it summons satan. i whistled a lot when i went through my goth phase as a teen in the early aughts.
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: Babushka, Folk Tales, Funny, Goofs, Goth, Memories, Russia, Superstition, Whistling
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Posted on May 6, 2020 by Alex V. Weir
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Category: Alex Weir, Humor, Politics, Social Commentary, UncategorizedTags: Comedy, Economic Initiative, EU, Goofs, Humor, Poland, Political Cartoons, Subsidy