Tag: Goofs

Grinch on Parade (Profanity Warning)

I don’t approve of parades. Bah humbug. Forgot I had this can of piss and vinegar sitting on my hardrive. Enjoy.

Warm n Fuzzy

So Coast to Coast just came on across my old mid 90’s radio my grandad now uses to listen to conservative talk radio. Gave me a warm n fuzzy feeling. Same as when it came on in the wee hours of the morning as…

Ten Joys of Simple Work

I bitch a lot about my day job so here are some of the perks. I’m too shagged out to make it terribly witty or poetic but I’m trying damn it! 1) My feet are strong. I got buff feet yall. They conform to…

Wine Is Manlier Than Beer Because Mobsters Turned The Frogs Gay (Vlog)

Atrazine. Mob loving teen. Beer don’t make man-titties lean. An intellectual discussion.

The Future – The Seven Pillars of Dawn

In the future….   1) Number crunching and decision making will be done via algorithm. Algorithms don’t require bonuses. CEO’s will become Baristas. 2) The most hipstery Baristas will use the power of snark to become managers and tell the CEO to get the…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Gay Frogs

https://nypost.com/2018/02/05/teen-hormones-being-altered-by-gender-bending-chemicals/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-7761895/Humans-exposed-44-TIMES-BPA-thought.html Look how hard I work…give me money so I can buy water filters and stop redecorating. Ooo that lamp would look absolutely fabolous….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3 Signs That Pop Psych is Caricaturizing People Again

Are you a self centered, passive aggressive, jealous caricature? Inc Magazine is here to help. And I’m here to poke fun at taking caricatures seriously. (Note: It’s not that bad of an article but there’s plenty of commentary to be made based on how…