Tag: Goofs

Confession

Alas, Today I have failed my Lord. For during my seven hour thirteen minute breakless shift…I paused to shit. O Bezos most merciful fullfiller lead me back to the light. May I master my need to shit, may I purge all from my body…

The Duchess of York (Very Short Story)

The hill held many things. First there was the soil, then there was the grass, and the grass and the soil was broken in places by a profusion of roots. Roots that led to trees. Beneath one such tree, an oak to be precise,…

Modern Prayer

May we all be fulfilled! Ave! By the true God… Hail! (Murmurs) O  celebrant do you cast off all false religion and artificial doctrine? HAIL BEZOS What shall ye worship? Die mysteriis dom Amazonthas What spirit presideth therein? Most puiscant Lord Bezos! For what…

Checkered Shorts

So I just heard some coldplay coming form the TV… So here’s another vaguely amusing list as I drink myself to sleep…. …I dunno if these are still a thing but back in highschool (Mid oughts) I couldn’t help but notice certain patterns. Checkered…

Absolute Truths

1) You can never have just one glass of wine. 2) There is no such thing as too much cheese cake. 3) Baby Boomers are entitled. 4) The west is doomed. 5) You’d better learn Chinese. 6) Ni Hao. 7) Redheads are sexy. Unless…

My Late Night Reaction to Romanian Banter (Slightly Buzzed Edition)

The Russian Reaction: lol of course the romanian takes a jab at the russians. stealing isn’t russian culture. its gypsy culture vee. and soviet culture is actually german. since marx was german and the germans have a tendency to take things that don’t belong…

You Never Go Full Moustache (Vlog)

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