Tag: Jeff Bezos

The Future – The Seven Pillars of Dawn

In the future….   1) Number crunching and decision making will be done via algorithm. Algorithms don’t require bonuses. CEO’s will become Baristas. 2) The most hipstery Baristas will use the power of snark to become managers and tell the CEO to get the…

Confession

Alas, Today I have failed my Lord. For during my seven hour thirteen minute breakless shift…I paused to shit. O Bezos most merciful fullfiller lead me back to the light. May I master my need to shit, may I purge all from my body…