Tag: Jokes

A Bit of Blue

Hah. Just as I post more mask musing…I see this thumb where some Jersey MILF teaches you to take ratty Tshirts and make petri dishes masks. If Fauci admits* that there was an overestimate and we see less dire consequences then predicted without masks…… Continue Reading “A Bit of Blue”

American Dominance Explained (Vlog)

Why America is the greatest nation on Earth. Truth delivered by an unbiased immigrant. Fuck yea. Call Me An Idiot Here http://www.minds.com/Weirmellow Or Here mellow.mission.productions@gmail.com Support This Here http://www.subscribestar.com/TFJ Or With PayPal

Checkered Shorts

So I just heard some coldplay coming form the TV… So here’s another vaguely amusing list as I drink myself to sleep…. …I dunno if these are still a thing but back in highschool (Mid oughts) I couldn’t help but notice certain patterns. Checkered… Continue Reading “Checkered Shorts”

Absolute Truths

1) You can never have just one glass of wine. 2) There is no such thing as too much cheese cake. 3) Baby Boomers are entitled. 4) The west is doomed. 5) You’d better learn Chinese. 6) Ni Hao. 7) Redheads are sexy. Unless… Continue Reading “Absolute Truths”

Names that Herald The Apocalypse

No one with these names will achieve anything of substance and our infrastrucutre will collapse. If you think I’m wrong you haven’t been watching the news. Good for you. Ignorance is bliss. 1) Josh 2) Kyle 3) Jessica 4) Preston 5) Jenn 6) Ashley… Continue Reading “Names that Herald The Apocalypse”

Why the Illuminati exists…(Vlog)

The origin of class warfare. Call Me An Idiot Here http://www.minds.com/Weirmellow Or Here mellow.mission.productions@gmail.com Support This Here http://www.subscribestar.com/TFJ Or With PayPal

Ridiculous Thoughts Whilst…

Driving 1) It’s a fast lane not a speeding lane. If you keep tailgaiting I’m goin to follow you home tie you to a kitchen chair and force you to watch The Price is Right till you die. Clockwork Orange style. 2) I was… Continue Reading “Ridiculous Thoughts Whilst…”

Ridiculous Thoughts Whilst…

Weightlifting 1) My one purpose in life is to destroy my enemies. Everyone is my enemy. 2) I will crush you. 3) I’m going to eat a moose. 4) I need to poop. I need to poop for days. I need to poop for… Continue Reading “Ridiculous Thoughts Whilst…”