Posted on December 17, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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I bitch a lot about my day job so here are some of the perks. I’m too shagged out to make it terribly witty or poetic but I’m trying damn it! 1) My feet are strong. I got buff feet yall. They conform to…
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, Philosophy, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: Appreciation, Blogs, Blue Collar, Goofs, Life, Lifestyle, Lists, Manual Labor, Package Handler, UPS, Work, Working Class
Posted on July 17, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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1) A bottle of wine is never enough 2) Isms are cancer 3) I am an island 4) Don’t to that 5) Or the other 6) If you run barefoot in the rain with a blonde idiot you’re likely going to have to justify…
Posted on July 15, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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So I just heard some coldplay coming form the TV… So here’s another vaguely amusing list as I drink myself to sleep…. …I dunno if these are still a thing but back in highschool (Mid oughts) I couldn’t help but notice certain patterns. Checkered…
Posted on July 9, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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No one with these names will achieve anything of substance and our infrastrucutre will collapse. If you think I’m wrong you haven’t been watching the news. Good for you. Ignorance is bliss. 1) Josh 2) Kyle 3) Jessica 4) Preston 5) Jenn 6) Ashley…
Posted on July 2, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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Weightlifting 1) My one purpose in life is to destroy my enemies. Everyone is my enemy. 2) I will crush you. 3) I’m going to eat a moose. 4) I need to poop. I need to poop for days. I need to poop for…
Posted on October 1, 2018
by Alex V. Weir
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I’m bored, and tired, and avoiding research…so I’m listening to Stoned Meadow of Doom…which…ok I’m gonna…I gotta…here we gooooo………….! Vaguely Ominous Geometric Patterns Words like silent, luminous, orb, pillars, equinox Slide guitar, pentatonic scales, microtones Wear a fez Solemnly mutter adjective heavy things…
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Ten Joys of Simple Work
Posted on December 17, 2019 by Alex V. Weir
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I bitch a lot about my day job so here are some of the perks. I’m too shagged out to make it terribly witty or poetic but I’m trying damn it! 1) My feet are strong. I got buff feet yall. They conform to…
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, Philosophy, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: Appreciation, Blogs, Blue Collar, Goofs, Life, Lifestyle, Lists, Manual Labor, Package Handler, UPS, Work, Working Class
Absolute Truths – Two – The Curmudgeoning
Posted on July 17, 2019 by Alex V. Weir
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1) A bottle of wine is never enough 2) Isms are cancer 3) I am an island 4) Don’t to that 5) Or the other 6) If you run barefoot in the rain with a blonde idiot you’re likely going to have to justify…
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: Bleh!, Blogs, Comedy, Lists, Nonsense
Checkered Shorts
Posted on July 15, 2019 by Alex V. Weir
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So I just heard some coldplay coming form the TV… So here’s another vaguely amusing list as I drink myself to sleep…. …I dunno if these are still a thing but back in highschool (Mid oughts) I couldn’t help but notice certain patterns. Checkered…
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: Comedy, Goofs, Jokes, Lists, Memories
Names that Herald The Apocalypse
Posted on July 9, 2019 by Alex V. Weir
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No one with these names will achieve anything of substance and our infrastrucutre will collapse. If you think I’m wrong you haven’t been watching the news. Good for you. Ignorance is bliss. 1) Josh 2) Kyle 3) Jessica 4) Preston 5) Jenn 6) Ashley…
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, Social Commentary, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: Jokes, Lists, Names, Society
Ridiculous Thoughts Whilst…
Posted on July 2, 2019 by Alex V. Weir
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Weightlifting 1) My one purpose in life is to destroy my enemies. Everyone is my enemy. 2) I will crush you. 3) I’m going to eat a moose. 4) I need to poop. I need to poop for days. I need to poop for…
Category: Alex Weir, Humor, The Fractal Journal, UncategorizedTags: Funny, Jokes, Lists, Nonsense, Random
Weird Weir’s Guide to Stoner Rock
Posted on October 1, 2018 by Alex V. Weir
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I’m bored, and tired, and avoiding research…so I’m listening to Stoned Meadow of Doom…which…ok I’m gonna…I gotta…here we gooooo………….! Vaguely Ominous Geometric Patterns Words like silent, luminous, orb, pillars, equinox Slide guitar, pentatonic scales, microtones Wear a fez Solemnly mutter adjective heavy things…
Category: UncategorizedTags: Comedy, Fun, Lists, Nonsense, Stoner Rock
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