Posted on July 17, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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1) A bottle of wine is never enough 2) Isms are cancer 3) I am an island 4) Don’t to that 5) Or the other 6) If you run barefoot in the rain with a blonde idiot you’re likely going to have to justify…
Posted on July 15, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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So I just heard some coldplay coming form the TV… So here’s another vaguely amusing list as I drink myself to sleep…. …I dunno if these are still a thing but back in highschool (Mid oughts) I couldn’t help but notice certain patterns. Checkered…
Posted on July 9, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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No one with these names will achieve anything of substance and our infrastrucutre will collapse. If you think I’m wrong you haven’t been watching the news. Good for you. Ignorance is bliss. 1) Josh 2) Kyle 3) Jessica 4) Preston 5) Jenn 6) Ashley…
Posted on July 2, 2019
by Alex V. Weir
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Weightlifting 1) My one purpose in life is to destroy my enemies. Everyone is my enemy. 2) I will crush you. 3) I’m going to eat a moose. 4) I need to poop. I need to poop for days. I need to poop for…
Posted on October 1, 2018
by Alex V. Weir
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I’m bored, and tired, and avoiding research…so I’m listening to Stoned Meadow of Doom…which…ok I’m gonna…I gotta…here we gooooo………….! Vaguely Ominous Geometric Patterns Words like silent, luminous, orb, pillars, equinox Slide guitar, pentatonic scales, microtones Wear a fez Solemnly mutter adjective heavy things…
Checkered Shorts
Posted on July 15, 2019 by Alex V. Weir
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So I just heard some coldplay coming form the TV… So here’s another vaguely amusing list as I drink myself to sleep…. …I dunno if these are still a thing but back in highschool (Mid oughts) I couldn’t help but notice certain patterns. Checkered…
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