Tag: Lists

Ten Joys of Simple Work

I bitch a lot about my day job so here are some of the perks. I’m too shagged out to make it terribly witty or poetic but I’m trying damn it! 1) My feet are strong. I got buff feet yall. They conform to… Continue Reading “Ten Joys of Simple Work”

Absolute Truths – Two – The Curmudgeoning

1) A bottle of wine is never enough 2) Isms are cancer 3) I am an island 4) Don’t to that 5) Or the other 6) If you run barefoot in the rain with a blonde idiot you’re likely going to have to justify… Continue Reading “Absolute Truths – Two – The Curmudgeoning”

Checkered Shorts

So I just heard some coldplay coming form the TV… So here’s another vaguely amusing list as I drink myself to sleep…. …I dunno if these are still a thing but back in highschool (Mid oughts) I couldn’t help but notice certain patterns. Checkered… Continue Reading “Checkered Shorts”

Names that Herald The Apocalypse

No one with these names will achieve anything of substance and our infrastrucutre will collapse. If you think I’m wrong you haven’t been watching the news. Good for you. Ignorance is bliss. 1) Josh 2) Kyle 3) Jessica 4) Preston 5) Jenn 6) Ashley… Continue Reading “Names that Herald The Apocalypse”

Ridiculous Thoughts Whilst…

Weightlifting 1) My one purpose in life is to destroy my enemies. Everyone is my enemy. 2) I will crush you. 3) I’m going to eat a moose. 4) I need to poop. I need to poop for days. I need to poop for… Continue Reading “Ridiculous Thoughts Whilst…”

Weird Weir’s Guide to Stoner Rock

  I’m bored, and tired, and avoiding research…so I’m listening to Stoned Meadow of Doom…which…ok I’m gonna…I gotta…here we gooooo………….! Vaguely Ominous Geometric Patterns Words like silent, luminous, orb, pillars, equinox Slide guitar, pentatonic scales, microtones Wear a fez Solemnly mutter adjective heavy things… Continue Reading “Weird Weir’s Guide to Stoner Rock”