Tag: Masks

UPS Dirt Shirt, Muscovite Immunity, and the dangers of Suburbia

I’m marinating in grime from around the world every workday and they think giving me a surgical mask is gonna help. What probably helps more than anything is the fact that I swam in rivers that glowed green Fallout style as kid in 90’s…

Top Brass Magic

So, apparently Iā€™m only suceptible to Corona when top brass is milling about. Scientific curiosities abound.

Wanna info binge sum moar?

Ugh, it’s gonna be another chore laden day. While, I really think homeownership is one of the keys to liberty it’s also a huge pain in the ass. Especially as concerns labyrinthine beauracratic horrors associated therewith. In the interest of not going into another…

To Mask or Not to Mask?

The CDC has gone schizo and now I’m wearing a surgical petri dish on my facehole. Here’s an article on the mask debate: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/04/coronavirus-pandemic-airborne-go-outside-masks/609235/ First, the CDC said save masks for medical personel then on April 3rd Trump wanted us to gimp up Bane…