Tag: UPS

TFS 58 – UPS Blues, Face Thong, and Sweden

Took an extra shift to help pay for my top-shelf whiskey habit. Ouch. Other topics: Kinky Face Wear The Lutefisk Crowd Might Be RIght (Though stinky) Sven decides not to be a Karen (for once): https://www.unz.com/mwhitney/in-the-race-for-immunity-sweden-leads-the-pack/ Enjoy this post? –Please support the Journal (Paypal)

UPS Dirt Shirt, Muscovite Immunity, and the dangers of Suburbia

I’m marinating in grime from around the world every workday and they think giving me a surgical mask is gonna help. What probably helps more than anything is the fact that I swam in rivers that glowed green Fallout style as kid in 90’s… Continue Reading “UPS Dirt Shirt, Muscovite Immunity, and the dangers of Suburbia”

Top Brass Magic

So, apparently I’m only suceptible to Corona when top brass is milling about. Scientific curiosities abound.

To Mask or Not to Mask?

The CDC has gone schizo and now I’m wearing a surgical petri dish on my facehole. Here’s an article on the mask debate: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/04/coronavirus-pandemic-airborne-go-outside-masks/609235/ First, the CDC said save masks for medical personel then on April 3rd Trump wanted us to gimp up Bane… Continue Reading “To Mask or Not to Mask?”

Dealing With It

  Coordinating with friends and family, cooking healthy food, and exercising. That’s how I’m dealing with this Coronavirus thing. Other Topics UPS – Critical Transportation Sector – Travel Permit Thing (For Curfew) Business Hit Hard by Lockdown Bad Economy Means Slower Cure Etc

TFS 25 – Down with the Man, Learning Style Myths, and Aquarius Underwater Laboratory

I kvetch about the bossman putting a squeeze on our hours, take a gander at an article exposing the myths of VARK, and explore the wondrous world of undersea science. Sources https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-myth-of-learning-styles?utm_source=pocket-newtab https://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/technology/diving/aquarius/aquarius.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEALAB

Communication at UPS – Should I File A Grievance (Vlog)

This video is about my recent experience as a preloader. If you came here looking for advice on filing a grievance click this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPHjXmLobfE . I’m just here to lay out some concerns peculiar to my hub in the interest of promoting communication… Continue Reading “Communication at UPS – Should I File A Grievance (Vlog)”

Ten Joys of Simple Work

I bitch a lot about my day job so here are some of the perks. I’m too shagged out to make it terribly witty or poetic but I’m trying damn it! 1) My feet are strong. I got buff feet yall. They conform to… Continue Reading “Ten Joys of Simple Work”

The Future – The Seven Pillars of Dawn

In the future….   1) Number crunching and decision making will be done via algorithm. Algorithms don’t require bonuses. CEO’s will become Baristas. 2) The most hipstery Baristas will use the power of snark to become managers and tell the CEO to get the… Continue Reading “The Future – The Seven Pillars of Dawn”

Confession

Alas, Today I have failed my Lord. For during my seven hour thirteen minute breakless shift…I paused to shit. O Bezos most merciful fullfiller lead me back to the light. May I master my need to shit, may I purge all from my body… Continue Reading “Confession”